Little did I know when I got married oh so many years ago, that the man I married was going to be so LOUD.  He has some kind of obsession with things that make noise-  AND he likes to run them when I’m trying to take a nap or sleep in.  Today was not only the lawn mower but the weed eater.  I laid down at 3:00 and at 3:20, rhummm rhummm rhummm- outside my bedroom window. Needless to say, no nap for moi.  AND he says he still has to run the leaf blower.  I agree with #2 son- leaf blowers are a waste- all they do is move stuff from one place to another-  AND the ALL IMPORTANT thing for the spouse- THEY MAKE NOISE!!!!!

Perhaps I should move to the beach- no grass, no leaves.  Hmmm- nope, he’d still have the boat to make noise with. Alas.